Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
