Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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