He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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