therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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