i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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