he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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