Plan B is the new Plan A
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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