Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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