i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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