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(732): View more from New Jersey

So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"

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(859): View more from Kentucky

this just has baby written all over it

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.

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(519): View more from Ontario

she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever

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(806): View more from Texas

My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?

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