How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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