We won't sleep together?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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