you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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