He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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