do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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