On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
how drunk are you?
Several
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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