Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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