i permit you to call me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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