Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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