piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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