This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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