More tranny stories later!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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