Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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