You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
