Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
