We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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