Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i think we sleep fucked last night...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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