I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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