i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He has the fingertips of a God
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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