How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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