My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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