Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
smell my finger.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Randomize
