i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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