We won't sleep together?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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