people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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