do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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