but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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