This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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