Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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