Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
