Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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