I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Its about making memories worth repressing
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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