what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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