That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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