eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We need to rekindle our bromance
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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