5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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