Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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