Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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