they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
