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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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