Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
operation have a gay friend backfired
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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