Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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