Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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