i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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