When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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